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Here’s the final Global and Correct Stack Rank from our Let’s Rank It! panel at PAX East. Enjoy. Or not.
Let’s Rank It!
1) #MonetizeTeens
2) Fire Emoji
3) Uber blazing Nasty Boys after a pretty 100 day
4) Caffeinated Mints
5) Spaceballs the Movie
6) Airplane The Movie even with the guys who speak Jive
7) Nutella it’s gdlk
8) Knife Truck that actually exists
9) Gameboy Sound on startup
10) Keytar Scrub not showing up and letting Pope blast it out on stage (not his quads)
11) Ice Cream Truck
12) Stupid Dog stares at you and it doesn’t even know you or care about you, you need professional help
13) Tipping and exerting influence and power over fellow man
14) Best Taco Bell you’ve ever had aka Friday
15) Numbered List In Word not cheap ass google docs or clones
16) Windjammers (the sequel you will never), ever get I hate you
17) D12 not the rap group
18) Rookie of The Year and that handsome lead actor who tapped Tara Reid
19) Default iPhone Alarm noise aka wake up youre late
20) 3rd party off brand ass controllers even the good ones
21) Felix’s Talky Dentist
22) Having to go with button fly jeans at PAX and two stalls are broken
23) Turn on the Fog Machine
24) Smashing teeth while smashing
25) San Fran aka my personal hell
26) Not having sex
27) Red Wedding which we didn’t see so hopefully its not rad
28) Darth Vader with two cats
29) Getting Roppongi’d over and over again and justifying it was a business expense
30) Your teeth get bodied at Burger King by a single French fry
31) Almost losing your arm, and also, by the way, not getting to go to culinary school and losing a lot of money kind of maybe
32) JV being a world class dick to someone he claims to be a good friend, neigh, brother. Why would you do that to me? Why?
