Episode 85 – LIVE At PAX East

Here’s the final Global and Correct Stack Rank from our Let’s Rank It! panel at PAX East. Enjoy. Or not.

Let’s Rank It!

1) #MonetizeTeens

2) Fire Emoji

3) Uber blazing Nasty Boys after a pretty 100 day

4) Caffeinated Mints

5) Spaceballs the Movie

6) Airplane The Movie even with the guys who speak Jive

7) Nutella it’s gdlk

8) Knife Truck that actually exists

9) Gameboy Sound on startup

10) Keytar Scrub not showing up and letting Pope blast it out on stage (not his quads)

11) Ice Cream Truck

12) Stupid Dog stares at you and it doesn’t even know you or care about you, you need professional help

13) Tipping and exerting influence and power over fellow man

14) Best Taco Bell you’ve ever had aka Friday

15) Numbered List In Word not cheap ass google docs or clones

16) Windjammers (the sequel you will never), ever get I hate you

17) D12 not the rap group

18) Rookie of The Year and that handsome lead actor who tapped Tara Reid

19) Default iPhone Alarm noise aka wake up youre late

20) 3rd party off brand ass controllers even the good ones

21) Felix’s Talky Dentist

22) Having to go with button fly jeans at PAX and two stalls are broken

23) Turn on the Fog Machine

24) Smashing teeth while smashing

25) San Fran aka my personal hell

26) Not having sex

27) Red Wedding which we didn’t see so hopefully its not rad

28) Darth Vader with two cats

29) Getting Roppongi’d over and over again and justifying it was a business expense

30) Your teeth get bodied at Burger King by a single French fry

31) Almost losing your arm, and also, by the way, not getting to go to culinary school and losing a lot of money kind of maybe

32) JV being a world class dick to someone he claims to be a good friend, neigh, brother. Why would you do that to me? Why?

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Episode 84 – PAX BOUND!

It’s a Lang-only, email- heavy show this week so if that’s not your cup of tea…too late, Trick, you already downloaded it! Thanks and sorry not sorry.

If you’re hitting up PAX East in a few days definitely listen to the beginning of this show as Lang goes over all GFB-related dealings at PAX East.

Aside from that lots of emails get answered. Some are good, some aren’t, and one is genuinely regrettable. Which ones are which? Who can say.





Actually, and this is a technicality, really, you could say. You just need to listen to this episode.

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Episode 83 – The Best Day Of The Internet

Hey, you! Yes, you! The one person who gives a fuck about these bespoke, hand-crafted show notes! I would have much preferred to go to bed, but instead stayed up to get this done for you. Hope you enjoy it.

Hey! Where are you going? You barely glanced over here…no way you read all these Show Notes.

Wow. So that’s how it is? You treating me like I’m a fucking ghost now? Like I’m not even here?

*Three Hours Pass*

Okay, listen, I get it. I made that weird. I got way too tight about the show notes.

It’s just that after the last couple weeks I thought you cared.

*Two more hours pass*

It’s just that…

I don’t….

*Yet two more hours pass*

I don’t know what to think anymore

*An hour goes by*

*You get a text message from a number you don’t recognize*

What are you wearing?

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Episode 82 – Do you have any Caramel Eggs?

Does anybody really read the show notes?

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